Well, I’ve been trying to think of something to write about for awhile now. But everything I’ve thought of seems pretty self involved and boring. I’ve noticed that even when people don’t think they have anything to talk about with someone, for some reason, they can always manage to have a good conversations about things that annoy them and most people seem to enjoy talking about that anyway. My conclusion is that as destructive as people may tell you it is to talk about things that annoy you, it can be very good if you’re trying to make friends. So here we go:
1. It annoys me when dogs have eye crusties
2. I hate stores with names like Baby Love Munchkin
3. I hate the book Garden of Eden. In fact, does anyone want my copy? I’d sell it at Green Apple, but I don’t want it that close to my house.
4. Fleas annoy me
5. It annoys me when I’m talking to someone, and they’re trying to steer the conversation towards a certain topic, but they don’t want to bring up the topic themselves. I’ll act completely clueless for as long as humanly possible.
6. I hate wet jeans
7. I hate excessively negative people (had to throw that in there as a tribute to Calvin and Hobbes)
8. Loud motorcycles annoy me.
9. I hate Thursdays
10. My job annoys me
11. It annoys me when people hock giant loogies on the bus and then spit them out on the floor.
12. Those little bunches of flies that fly around in circles like little bug tornadoes annoy me.
13. The way my house smells the day after I’ve cooked fish annoys me
14. I hate Fleet week.
15. It annoys me that my lunch is over. But I’m happy it’s Friday!